Funny Stories To Tell Women & Make Them Laugh

I am pleased with you two "funny routines" you can use to laugh at women in any situation.
I've used these routines to literally hundreds of women giggle and laugh like young girls.

And I mean all types of women. Of students, the strippers, to lawyers,
to waitresses and even one famous Australian actress (and no, I did not realize who it was) not to ask.

These "funny routines" to laugh at 95% of women. It may be at first sight 'silly' toThem. But I encourage you to go and try them out. You will be surprised.

And you ready, my two favorite "funny routines to learn?"

The New York Handshake "

This is one of my personal favorites :-)

(Side note: I've never been in New York. And I do not know how people from NYC to shake hands.
For all I know, the New Yorkers do not even shake hands, but to decide instead of hitting each other.
Can anyone confirm this for me? Thanks)

SHE: (going to shake her hand)

"Have youever been to New York? "

She: "No."

YOU: Ok I have a friend from New York, and she showed me how his hand there.
And so it goes a bit ...

(Continue to teach her a funny or ghetto handshake. It might be a you have it with your friends in high school or sister, your child learned. Either way, make it a long and ridiculous hand shake).

YOU: "Hahah"

YOU: "Obviously, that the hand shake, if you're a gangster. Oooh I knew you were aScoundrel! "

Why do I love to shake that hand?

Well, there are several reasons. First, it promotes that I women in my life (it's a woman who was taught me) to shake hands. And secondly, it shows that I am a boy who do not take themselves too seriously.

I'm not so EASY! BUY ME FLOWERS!

Ok here's another "funny routines" I love you.

(Side note: This is not really a "routine" per say, yet react a fantastic way to get to ANY
Woman who shows even the slightest bitInterest in you. It's touching your arm or compliments you).

YOU: "Hey, I like your jacket"

YOU: "Hey, I'm not that easy, okay?" You have me to buy expensive jewelry, Prada shoes and roses before I want to sleep with you. I am not a piece of meat, I have feelings too! "

Try to say the above sentence with a Paris Hilton voice. The more dramatic and diva-like
They sound - laughter is the more women.

In fact, the women will think you are HILARIOUS!

Why?First, because you act as a high-maintainace woman. And secondly, you are turning it around and implying that she was an impingement on YOU.

Pure comedy gold!

Go out and try to give these routines. They have worked for me many times and I am sure they will be able to function for you :-)